Dorothy Heller

A writer, blogger, mother, medical interpreter, bookaholic, grandmother, shower singer, translator, tea-aholic and an aspiring songwriter. Still writing her novel and wants to write at least one good song.

September 2023

SPANX ME: LIBERATE OUR LINGERIE

Spanx, garter belts, pantyhose, oh my! Boomer midlife crisis #2,493– I’m looking for a garter belt that I bought years ago to engage in erotic folderol with a former partner. The goal is to protect my beleaguered lady parts (i.e. vaginal area.) I need the right garter belt for below-the-belt survival. After yeast infections and […]

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Dying before Lunch: The Mature Single and Meetings with Mortality

Our least favorite topics? Death and taxes. Founding Father Benjamin Franklin recorded in a letter in 1789, “In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.” if faced with only these two alternatives, I’ll take taxes. Boomers don’t believe in death. Committed to our longevity, Fitbits attached, we’ll do whatever

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